As if Enterprise wasn't enough of a fiasco, the same network (the newly-merged UPN/WB network) is going to start airing Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Get a Clue on Saturday mornings. How is that bad, you ask? Let me fill you in...
- They live in the "blinged out" mansion of Shaggy's Uncle Albert,
- The Mystery Machine is a transformer, and
- Scooby-snacks contain "nanotechnology" that gives Scooby superpowers.
Just knowing that some Hollywood exec green-lighted this show has caused me about 900 Coulters of brain damage.
I weep for our species.
Update: In case you're wondering, a Coulter is a unit of brain damage proposed by Coturnix in the comments of the Pharyngula post linked above. One Coulter is equal to one dead neuron.