Thursday, April 30, 2015

The Adventures of EmoMage

As I may have mentioned, when I started playing Dragon Age: Inquisition, I decided to make the most emo-looking character I could. Since then, I've been experimenting with the video capture feature of my PS4 and Adobe Premier editing.

The result is a series of short videos of EmoMage in action. I'm editing out the gameplay and just showing the cut scenes so she's shown in all of her emo glory. These will include some spoilers, so don't watch if you are concerned about that possibility.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Malibu Shark Attack (2009)

"Malibu Shark Attack" on Hulu. This is a 2009 killer shark movie from Insight Film Studios, which appears to work out of Australia.

IMDB summary: When a tsunami floods Malibu, it brings with it a hunting pack of deep-water, prehistoric goblin sharks that go after the lifeguards in their half-submerged station on stilts and a team of construction workers stranded in a flooded house.

Here’s the trailer.


I shared my experience live on Facebook. The transcript is below the fold.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Werewolf: The Beast Among Us

I watched Werewolf: The Beast Among Us on Netflix last night. I'm not sure if this was produced by the Asylum or originally run on Syfy, but it's got better production values than the usual B-movies. This one was not at all hard to watch.



Transcript of my moment-by-moment Facebook commentary below the fold.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

What is it, Timmy?

Here's a nice dose of adult fear for you.



It isn't real.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Miss Meg

I hope I haven't used these exact clips from Legend before, but it's a movie that just begs to be remembered at Halloween.



And of course I love Mia Sara, so we don't want to miss her.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Defend Yourself

People either love or hate Sucker Punch. I rather like it.



As long as we're dealing with pretty girls in terrible situations...

Monday, October 27, 2014

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Conan Gets a Psychic Reading

I remember my father's words when we first saw this scene and things started to get interesting.

"Aww... he's having to pay the price."


That was before she started trying to eat his face, of course.

While we're on bad witches (language warning).