What if all of the junk emails were true? NOTE: Adult content warning!
Anything you have to say to me about that? Say to him first.
Assorted anecdotes in the life of Lord Runolfr Orthlokarr Ulfsson, a fencer, dancer, and brewer in the Society for Creative Anachronism.
Yeah, I'm a Renaissance Geek; just deal with it.
I am also a snarky know-it-all.