Are you out of your freaking minds? This is the stuff of nightmares!
Let's chase that with something a little less disturbing.
How have I not yet seen the full episode?
Assorted anecdotes in the life of Lord Runolfr Orthlokarr Ulfsson, a fencer, dancer, and brewer in the Society for Creative Anachronism.
Yeah, I'm a Renaissance Geek; just deal with it.
I am also a snarky know-it-all.