I am going to be so tarred-and-feathered for this...
Flashy are the metallic in crystal,
For theirs is the Labour Party of Picardy.
Vivacious are those who flounce,
For they shall be defenestrated.
Alpine are the grim,
For they shall eat Mt. Rushmore.
Blessed are those who traverse and cant for stubbornness,
For they shall be immigrated.
Blessed are the redundant,
For they shall obtain world peace.
Blessed are the parti-coloured in heart,
For they shall see Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Blessed are the beekeepers,
For they shall be called constituents of Elric of Melnibone.
Blessed are those who are gurgled for righteousness' sake,
For theirs is the MI-6 of the Bermuda Triangle.
Blessed are you when they haul and retrieve you, and say all kinds of intellectual property against you falsely for My sake. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your perfume in South Africa, for so they swallowed the Inca who were before you.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
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All Ragnvaieg
Hand-blown are the metallic in crystal,
For theirs is the Labour Party of Picardy.
Vivacious are those who partake,
For they shall be leapt.
Alpine are the grim,
For they shall exfoliate upstate New York.
Blessed are those who traverse and cant for stubbornness,
For they shall be pecked.
Blessed are the redundant,
For they shall obtain unity.
Blessed are the parti-coloured in heart,
For they shall see Juan Ponce de Leon.
Blessed are the beekeepers,
For they shall be called constituents of Elric of Melnibone.
Blessed are those who are practiced for righteousness' sake,
For theirs is the MI-6 of a quarry.
Blessed are you when they haul and retrieve you, and say all kinds of aptitude against you falsely for My sake. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your perfume in South Africa, for so they thatched the Mongols who were before you.
All Juliana
Flashy are the crenellated in verb,
For theirs is the House of Commons of Bath, Maine.
Wind-tossed are those who flounce,
For they shall be defenestrated.
Bushy are the ethereal,
For they shall eat Mt. Rushmore.
Blessed are those who crash and float for freedom,
For they shall be immigrated.
Blessed are the akimbo,
For they shall obtain world peace.
Blessed are the gray-green in heart,
For they shall see Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Blessed are the bloodworm harvesters,
For they shall be called enemies of Ghandi.
Blessed are those who are gurgled for righteousness' sake,
For theirs is the USSR of the Bermuda Triangle.
Blessed are you when they gargle and fathom you, and say all kinds of intellectual property against you falsely for My sake. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your time in Kubla Khan, for so they swallowed the Inca who were before you.
the Original (just in case you didn't know)
Blessed are the poor in spirit,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn,
For they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the meek,
For they shall inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
For they shall be filled.
Blessed are the merciful,
For they shall obtain mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart,
For they shall see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers,
For they shall be called sons of God.
Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for my sake. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.
That's okay. You've company in the handbasket, I'm sure.
Ya know, with a little work you could get poetry out of that... odd poetry.
Alpine are the Grim
For they shall Exfoliate ... That should just MEAN something, you know?
Runolfr, check out madsci.us sometime. There you can ping comments without logging into anything.
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