The Adventures of EmoMage

As I may have mentioned, when I started playing Dragon Age: Inquisition, I decided to make the most emo-looking character I could. Since then, I've been experimenting with the video capture feature of my PS4 and Adobe Premier editing.

The result is a series of short videos of EmoMage in action. I'm editing out the gameplay and just showing the cut scenes so she's shown in all of her emo glory. These will include some spoilers, so don't watch if you are concerned about that possibility.

Malibu Shark Attack (2009)

"Malibu Shark Attack" on Hulu. This is a 2009 killer shark movie from Insight Film Studios, which appears to work out of Australia.

IMDB summary: When a tsunami floods Malibu, it brings with it a hunting pack of deep-water, prehistoric goblin sharks that go after the lifeguards in their half-submerged station on stilts and a team of construction workers stranded in a flooded house.

Here’s the trailer.

I shared my experience live on Facebook. The transcript is below the fold.

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Werewolf: The Beast Among Us

I watched Werewolf: The Beast Among Us on Netflix last night. I'm not sure if this was produced by the Asylum or originally run on Syfy, but it's got better production values than the usual B-movies. This one was not at all hard to watch.

Transcript of my moment-by-moment Facebook commentary below the fold.

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Classics

What is it, Timmy?

Here's a nice dose of adult fear for you.

It isn't real.

Miss Meg

I hope I haven't used these exact clips from Legend before, but it's a movie that just begs to be remembered at Halloween.

And of course I love Mia Sara, so we don't want to miss her.

Defend Yourself

People either love or hate Sucker Punch. I rather like it.

As long as we're dealing with pretty girls in terrible situations...

Never F#@& with the King

Tarantino is also a king.

Sergeant Pugsley

And now for a little more Britishism.

Conan Gets a Psychic Reading

I remember my father's words when we first saw this scene and things started to get interesting.

"Aww... he's having to pay the price."

That was before she started trying to eat his face, of course.

While we're on bad witches (language warning).

Bunnies!

For some reason, people assume that because Watership Down is an animated movie, it should be good for little kids.

Are you out of your freaking minds? This is the stuff of nightmares!

Let's chase that with something a little less disturbing.

How have I not yet seen the full episode?

Who Goes There?

How about a little nightmare fuel?

Dear God: Please send a badass ghost to avenge my dog. Amen.

Bane

And how about a little more Batman action.

Might as well keep it going.

Dragonfight

The mind is the most powerful weapon.


That means "shoot first".

Mario Has Had Enough!

Language alert.

Too short to carry the day, though. Therefore: Invader Zim!

We started going to trivia nights for a while soon after seeing this episode. Our team name is "Peanuts and Soap".

I See Fire

There's no real connection here, but it's still an amusing video.

Martial Arts Mayhem

Robot Rampage

And now for an interesting remix...

Birthday

Be disturbed. Be VERY disturbed.

I'll just be bleaching my brain. A Mass Effect video always helps with that.

Evil Understands

If only he knew about cell phones.