Transcript of my moment-by-moment Facebook commentary below the fold.
"Werewolf: The Beast Among Us" on Netflix. Time to
watch this bad movie!
- The opening is certainly goofy enough! - 19 November at 20:38
- A whole gang of werewolf hunters! Cute! So many potential victims! - 19 November at 20:42
- What is "Miss Innocent" doing wandering the decimated village alone? - 19 November at 20:45
- There's definitely a steampunk vibe. - 19 November at 20:47
- "Verdilecks"? There's a term I've never heard. (some kind of werewolf-created zombie) - 19 November at 20:48
- No, that's a bite, not a "thresher" injury. Gotta put him down. - 19 November at 20:51
- Seems that a "verdileck" happens when a zombie-infected person dies before changing. - 19 November at 20:52
- He must be the incompetent/corrupt werewolf hunter. - 19 November at 20:54
- "Jaeger"! Yeah... he'll be a jerk. - 19 November at 20:54
- He was a totally fake. The pros are in town now. - 19 November at 20:58
- Ah... the kid. Always there's the "kid". - 19 November at 20:58
- Second time one of the team underlings has told this story about how he lost his eye. I'm wondering if it's even gone. - 19 November at 20:59
- I'll call that guy "the braggart". - 19 November at 21:00
- And "the chick" of the team shows her badassery. - 19 November at 21:00
- Oh, the classic werewolf poem... - 19 November at 21:01
- Another team member name: "the cool brit". - 19 November at 21:02
- Yeah, "verdilack" is the zombie of someone killed by a werewolf. - 19 November at 21:03
- Clearly we needed to have both zombies *and* werewolves. - 19 November at 21:04
- I think the kid's "innocent" girlfriend is one of the werewolves. - 19 November at 21:04
- Trap-setting montage. - 19 November at 21:05
- The tavern lady is a red herring (my call). - 19 November at 21:06
- Kid is disposing of potential verdilacks. Moderately gross. - 19 November at 21:07
- Okay, what is he actually doing carting body parts? - 19 November at 21:08
- Must be bait. - 19 November at 21:08
- The Chick has body armor. And she's a tease. - 19 November at 21:09
- The Cool Brit is "Stefan". - 19 November at 21:09
- Oh, no. Jaeger is going to make a fool of himself and get people killed. - 19 November at 21:10
- Ladies, the Kid is cut. - 19 November at 21:11
- So much fanservice for the ladies. - 19 November at 21:12
- Trouble brewing in town... - 19 November at 21:14
- The Chick has a triple crossbow. - 19 November at 21:15
- "Just as the beast lives inside the man by day, the man may live inside the beast by night." I assume that will be important later. - 19 November at 21:16
- Hmmm... looks like the mayor is about to transform. He's Innocent Girl's dad. - 19 November at 21:17
- One werewolf out in the forest. Maybe another in town? - 19 November at 21:17
- The posers are about to mess things up. - 19 November at 21:18
- "This beast thinks like a man." It avoids traps. - 19 November at 21:21
- And there's trouble in town. - 19 November at 21:21
- The Kid is off to rescue the Girl. Doesn't look like a good plan. - 19 November at 21:22
- Oh... it was a bad dream. Maybe. - 19 November at 21:22
- Oh... only now realized that the Kid is the Tavern Lady's son. - 19 November at 21:23
- So this werewolf is not someone infected. It is the child of an infected mother, which makes it stronger. - 19 November at 21:25
- Solstice is not "when the moon is closest to the Earth". That's perigee, and it's not really related to when solstice falls. Solstice *is* the longest night of the year, but if it were really coming up so soon, it would be late fall/early winter, not the moderate weather we're seeing. End rant. - 19 November at 21:29
- Implication that the Kid has to strike the killing blow. - 19 November at 21:28
- Time for a villager uprising. - 19 November at 21:29
- The Kid's physician mentor is looking more suspicious. - 19 November at 21:30
- The werewolf is targeting "lowlifes". - 19 November at 21:31
- The mayor is rounding up eight "suspects", including the Kid's mom. - 19 November at 21:31
- Oh... the posse put the Mayor in the lockup, too. - 19 November at 21:32
- Mayor's dead. And everyone else in the cell. He was just epileptic, though. - 19 November at 21:38
- Kid's mom bolted. - 19 November at 21:39
- Did he really just bite a werewolf with silver dentures? - 19 November at 21:41
- Nimble critter. - 19 November at 21:41
- And suspicion has been cast on the Kid. - 19 November at 21:42
- Child of a werewolf mother... it does make sense. - 19 November at 21:44
- And the Doc shoots the Hunter. The Doc *is* a werewolf. - 19 November at 21:46
- Maybe not a werewolf. He just wants the Kid to be a "social darwinism" machine. - 19 November at 21:47
- The Brit just got uncool. - 19 November at 21:47
- Hmm... the Brit is awfully tough... thought that was the end of him for a moment. - 19 November at 21:50
- Okay, it was his father that was infected, not his mother. - 19 November at 21:54
- And Innocent Girl really is innocent, since I didn't mention it before. - 19 November at 21:54
- Evil Brit's a vampire. Let's mix in all the monsters. - 19 November at 21:57
- Evil Brit is ash. The evil Doc is back, though. - 19 November at 22:00
- Oh, threatening his girl was a bad idea, Doc. - 19 November at 22:01
- Yay! The Hunter lets the Kid live (even though he's a super-werewolf). - 19 November at 22:22
- The End! - 19 November at 22:04
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