Alrighty, then. I suppose I'll be makin' one more contribution to the festivities o' Talk Like a Pirate Day. As rum and drinkin' be prime elements o' the pirate life, I'll be contributin' these two suggestions to you lot o' scurvy dogs.
1 part Gentleman Jack Daniels
2 parts Captain Morgan Tattoo
1 shot o' Captain Morgan Tattoo in a wine glass of grape juice (red for ruby, white for tawny)
Alright then ye scurvy dogs! I've had enough o' pirate talk for the year. Off wit' ye!